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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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