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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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