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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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