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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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