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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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