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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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