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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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