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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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