Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.