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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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