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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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