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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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