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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Sparky
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a lion 🦁
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a velociraptor 🦖
a crocodile 🐊
a cheetah 😺
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