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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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