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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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