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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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