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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯
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