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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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