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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Murphy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a crocodile 🐊
a warthog 🐗
a bull 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
a rhinoceros 🦏
a tiger 🐯
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