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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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