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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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