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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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