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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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