Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.