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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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