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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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