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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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