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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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