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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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