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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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