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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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