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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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