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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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