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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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