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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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