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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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