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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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