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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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