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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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