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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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