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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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