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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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