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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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