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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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