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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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