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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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