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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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