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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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