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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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