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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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