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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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