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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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