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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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