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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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