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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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