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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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