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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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