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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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