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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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