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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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