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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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