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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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